Santa's Lap..........

[Shaglene]

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap.
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

[maggiebee]

LOL

[Hopkirk]

Probably not far from the truth sometimes.