Lady Of The Night.

[zabado]

A guy was talking to a lady of the night, and to his amazement she told him it was only £10. "Wow !" said the guy "how come it's so cheap "?. "It's because I haven't got a womb" she said. "Well how do we do it then"?. he asked. "We can do it akwoss the woad by the wailings.

[marval]

lol

[paudiek]

A young lady was at the fairground with her dream date.
He asked her what she wanted to do.
"I want to be weighed" she said.
He took her to be weighed and soon lost interest in her.
When she got home her friend asked how her date went.
"Wousy"she replied