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DTCwordfan | 21:52 Thu 24th Dec 2015 | Jokes
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What brand of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.
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The adult one...

"You've got to tell me if you are going to orgasm,"

"Shurrup - there's no way that I am going to call you at work."
What did Adam say the day before Christmas ?


'' It's Christmas Eve''
I'll tell you mine tomorrow when I've pulled the cracker!
Ohhhh, who's the lucky man ayg ?.
//What brand of motorbike does Santa ride?//

Thought it was a Krakasaki.
All he ever brings me is a Sakakaki!
To tell the truth tony, I've looked at the crackers and they've only got short bangers, so I may not be so lucky.
LOL Jackdaw. Bath salts and Santa socks for you in the morning.
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.

The salesgirl asked him.

"Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

askyourgran
To tell the truth tony, I've looked at the crackers and they've only got short bangers, so I may not be so lucky.


Stop buying the cheap ones then, ayg ;-)
Lol they were in a sale, so the jokes may not be up to much, but I did notice that there is a magnifying glass in one of them.
but I did notice that there is a magnifying glass in one of them.


lol.
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bet it took a magnifying glass to find it.....

Happy Christmas to all
Q] What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

A] Snowballs!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?


A mince spy.
What's the most popular Christmas wine?


'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?


Santa Jaws

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