Two Veg.

[maggiebee]

We don't have any vegetable jokes on here

So if you know one, lettuce know
We need to get to the root of the matter............

[marval]

Carrot think of any, but will come back later.

[mallyh]

i'll parsnip on to others as i don't know any

[mallyh]

also i'll pumpkin to see if they know any

[baza]

I tried the EU but Brussels did not know any, apart from themselves.

[marval]

My veg whispered a joke, well he is a hoarse radish

[maggiebee]

I guessed a few good ones would turnip here

[marval]

I tell terrible jokes, well I yam what I yam.

[mallyh]

I shallot tell any jokes .

[retrocop]

bean wracking my brain

[mallyh]

retrocop is that cos you can't think of any x

[maggiebee]

This might just be the tip of the iceberg!

[Patsy33]

Some of these jokes are little gems!

[Marijn]

I thought the BeeGees were singing in my kitchen, but it was just the chives talking.

[aelmpvw]

not mushroom for any more bad puns is there?

[Patsy33]

The puns still seem to leek out don't they!

[cupid04]

It's chilli outside...

[retrocop]

I'm going radish with embarrassment at these arty jokes

[Patsy33]

And still they sprout forth......

[Patsy33]

Still, as long as we have peas of mind....

[retrocop]

can't beet a good giggle Patsy.