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How The Jews Sank The Titanic

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retrocop | 23:25 Tue 19th Jan 2016 | Jokes
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport
under the control of a Jewish
captain. His co pilot is Chinese. It's the first
time they've flown together and an
awkward silence between the two seems
to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the
Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot,
leans back in his seat, and mutters,
'I don't like Chinese.. .'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co pilot,
'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor ,
that's why!' 'No, no', the co-pilot protests,
'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese,Vietnamese...Doesn't matter, you're
all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence...
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the
co-pilot.
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't
sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,
Rosenberg , no mattah...all fricking
same!!'



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I love this joke, with its underlying truth in respect of the false foundations of some real prejudices.

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