Chef On Board
An Airline starts a new concept of having a chef on Board the plane.
This demanding passenger walks up the aisle and tells the hostess, "Let me get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove.
"Let me get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove.
"And while you're at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove."
The hostess took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man.
"The chef said you can kiss his A$$, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.