Winner

[marval]

The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair.

He shouted, "Oh, my gourd."

[scorpiojo]

That was a turnip for the books

[marval]

The farmer was a Swede

[Svejk]

I was rooting for him.

[maggiebee]

Aye, you cannae beet that.

[elliemay1]

No-one could beet him!

[marval]

I hope this joke hasn't bean posted before.

[elliemay1]

^ Didn't see you there maggie!

[maggiebee]

If it has you'll have to do a runner marval!

[elliemay1]

If so, then it's a has-bean

[Svejk]

Yam always copying, ellie.

[marval]

I must not leek this joke anywhere else.

[elliemay1]

You'd really be in the soup then

[stuey]

Lettuce not go overbroad with the puns.

[maggiebee]

Aye, these stories will be sprout(ing) arms and legs next.

[marval]

I crossed my dog with a rose, it was a collieflower.

[maggiebee]

Or a "brawcollie" marval?

[marval]

Yes, could be maggie

[elliemay1]

Let's hope this doesn't go on until to marrow

[elliemay1]

...or we'll all be pea-ved with it

[marval]

I carrot believe this will go on much longer.