Free?

[marval]

A man walked into a chimney store and asked, "How much for this one?"

The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'

[frugalfred]

Lummy! (One for the Xword addicts)

[scorpiojo]

^ that flue over my head

[marval]

The jokes just stack up.

[frugalfred]

Soots me!

[Psybbo]

You need the sweep, Fred

[marval]

And keep off the pot.

[frugalfred]

One liner!

[Psybbo]

What a damper!

[frugalfred]

What the Dickens are you on about, psybbo? An interesting Twist, though!

[whiskeryron]

Here's another shot

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vauxhall-ASTRA-04-59-TAILGATE-STRUTS/dp/B00864BBAK

[frugalfred]

Eh?

[scorpiojo]

:o))))

[Tilly2]

Oh goodness! We haven't got tailgate struts on our chimney! Should I be worried????????????????????

[frugalfred]

That smoked you out, Tilly!

[Tilly2]

Cough, cough!

[Psybbo]

You've set the sensor off Tilly

[DTCwordfan]

fire that woman, Ed.

[frugalfred]

Nutty slack?

[Psybbo]

Doubles, Fred?

[frugalfred]

Si on habite une maison de verre, on ne s'amuse pas a jeter des cailloux!