My Cat

marval | 21:29 Fri 11th Mar 2016 | Jokes

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When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons.

My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.

Why was the Tibetan rooster unusual? Himalayan!

When Australian sheep get lost, they bleat around the bush.

Although the maestro broke his baton at a farmer's market recital, he still conducted with a plum.

The barber opened up a shavings account.

My cousin has a callus on only one foot. Does that make her a unicorn?

Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency. It was a clan destine operation.

With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.

When the pirate captain's ship ran aground he couldn't fathom why.

I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.

I finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been carrying. I'm ex-static.