Irish Humour

[Patsy33]

Kieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of his bed, he shot off his big toe. 'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said to his friends in Donegal's pub. 'I would have blown my head off'

[Ken4155]

My father in law, who was Oirish, once bet that he could knock an apple off his friends head with just one dart. This took place in a pub and after much beer had been consumed so the inevitable happened and the 'target' ended up with a dart growing from his nose. "You could've blinded him, there" someone chided. To which my father in law replied, "Don't be silly, he had his eyes shut."