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maggiebee | 11:08 Fri 18th Mar 2016 | Jokes
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Very American but I still thought it was mildly amusing!


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.


After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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He should of taken his girlfriend home and give her a big bang for a buck. !!
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