A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[frugalfred]

When I was in the army I went out with the adjutant bird.

[frugalfred]

...we went for a ride on a chough-chough...

[Tilly2]

Chicken!

[marval]

I hope you all remembered to put Petrel in your cars

[Patsy33]

Owl they forget?...

[frugalfred]

Yes, mine's full, according to the dipper I put in the tank.....

[Patsy33]

Got some good roadrunners.. Meep meep.....

[marval]

I take my teeth out when I go to sleep, I keep them in a nightjar

[frugalfred]

Used already - but you avocet of dentures, marval?

[Gromit]

I know a blackbird who went on 'Bake Off'.
She said Mary and Paul thoroughly enjoyed her bun ting.

[marval]

They would feel a bit ruff if they ate my cooking.

[Gromit]

...She has also been on 'Masterchef' and did kebabs on a Skua.

[marval]

My friend William went on Masterchef, he got voted off first. He is now a crossbill

[melv16]

I'm finding some of these jokes hard to swallow.

[Gromit]

...she's been at the pear cider again and has got that stupid drunk smirk on her face...

...her Peregrine.

[frugalfred]

Interesting that so far no-one has mentioned the shag.

[marval]

I have to go now and eat, I have made a dish with wild mushrooms. I like eating fieldfare

[marval]

Shag You might egret saying that fred

[frugalfred]

....or thrush....

[Gromit]

Why not have a glass of tawny owld port with your mushrooms?