A Friend

[marval]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

[frugalfred]

Can Ada Goose me? Yes.please!

[Patsy33]

A friend just tweeted, wants to meet up in Canary Wharf..

[frugalfred]

\This thread is getting so big it'll need a crane to lift it!

[-Talbot-]

awww Frigate one more

[Patsy33]

We must be like birds of a feather..

[-Talbot-]

I've just read the post where Tilly is Waxwing lyrical about this thread.

[frugalfred]

Ssh! My cat's asleep; mustn't make the kittiwake!

[Prudie]

I'd be choughed if i'd given some of these answers

[frugalfred]

I'm sitting on this idiot bird - hoping for a nut hatch.

[-Talbot-]

Just had the usual crispy fried duck from the Chinese ... Teal meat again.

[frugalfred]

It's raining hard again - the ouzel overflow if it goes on much longer!

[frugalfred]

Damn this asparagus - pee foul again!

[-Talbot-]

Had a roofing job today but never managed to finish it ... I've left the customer with a Part ridge.

[frugalfred]

Just driven through some wet asphalt - tar Meganne.

[frugalfred]

I've stopped shaving and have grown a beard - that's reduced my razor bill!

[frugalfred]

I hear the communists are having an election - a red poll.

[-Talbot-]

My talking parrot abuses my guests when they visit ... he's my Pet troll

[frugalfred]

May I introduce my sibling - my sis kin?

[frugalfred]

Damn! 'Er indoors has bought more tableware. I guess I'll have to pay the spoon bill!

[frugalfred]

Does Kate Middleton whip poor Will?