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ll_billym | 18:58 Wed 13th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

Both got rushed to hospital, one's in a korma and the other's got a dodgy tikka.
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MAD-RAScals!!
19:00 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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There's naan so daft as junkies.
22:22 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Hope they don't have to keep going to the vindaLOO.
22:24 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Wonder when they'll be cumin out of hospital?
22:26 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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When Lassi comes to fetch them
22:30 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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They'll probably patia Lassi when she comes
22:36 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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...and then they'll have a chaat
22:41 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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I expect they'll try and curry favour with the nurses....
22:48 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Not joshing, but were they pickled as well?
22:49 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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At least someone had the sense to dhal 999
23:13 Wed 13th Apr 2016

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