....and On A Sad Note.....

[Patsy33]

My Uncle got squashed by a piano. His funeral will be very low key.....

[DTCwordfan]

groan, that will hit a flat note around here....

[aelmpvw]

but still a grand affair i'm sure

[DTCwordfan]

I wonder if he was still upright when he got hit?

[Hopkirk]

Musical instruments were not his forte, were they?

[Patsy33]

The expense was to the tune of more than a grand I can tell you!

[Hopkirk]

Keep 'em coming, we can string this out for a while.

[DTCwordfan]

we're scaling new lows I guess, music to the Ed's ears, maybe even Patsy's...

[Hopkirk]

I'm trying to remember what your Uncle did before he retired Patsy.

Wasn't he a Major, or perhaps he was a miner.

[marval]

They will eat the funeral tea with chopsticks.

[DTCwordfan]

They said that he was highly strung....

[Caribeing]

Was he rolled over by Beethoven!

[Patsy33]

Unfortunately he lost his job as a piano tuner. The day he died, he was under a lot of strain....

[bibblebub]

are jokes like these your forte?

[aelmpvw]

was the chopin liszt for the flowers expensive?

[bibblebub]

did the coffin have brass Handels?

[Peter Pedant]

all this struck a low note with the family

[Prudie]

Was he laid to rest in a Chappell?

[Svejk]

You don't half pedal some stupid stories, patsy.

[Svejk]

^Sorry if I put a damper on things.

[Patsy33]

We pulled all the stops out to get his favourite music played on organ..