My Ex

[marval]

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart."

George gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong"?

George says, "There for a minute you sounded like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife" she screams! "I didn't know you were married before."

George retorts, "I wasn't."

[Patsy33]

He'll driver out!.....

[aelmpvw]

that putter her in her place

[aelmpvw]

delete the first her :-)

[marval]

I think they are on course for a separation, but have a fairway to go.

[DTCwordfan]

Definitely a woman coming across as feeling green....

[DTCwordfan]

she should take the game up so he can see if she is a hooker.

[tonyav]

I think she was a bit rough on him.

[marval]

I think she might have driven a wedge between .

[Patsy33]

I think she'll keep an eagle eye on him ..

[helmsman]

Tee hee

[maggiebee]

Par for the course silly woman

[Patsy33]

Why wood she want to spoil his fun. What fore.......