Hat's For Me!

[Patsy33]

A man goes into shop and said to the girl. "I'd like to buy a hat" She said, "Fedora?" He said, "No, it's for myself"......

[Baldric]

That's a topper Patsy ;o)

[Svejk]

Are you taking the pith, balders?

[Baldric]

Sorry Svejk, I shall go away this instant,
and have a pork pie

[Patsy33]

Are you telling porkpies Baldric?....

[Hopkirk]

I can't cap that

[Baldric]

That's not beret nice!!!

[Svejk]

Don't kepi baldric, patsy.

[Baldric]

Now i'm chuckling so much, it hurts,
where's my pill box?

[coffeeboy]

I'll take my hat off for that one.

[murraymints]

I'm bowlered over by such wit !

[Patsy33]

I see you lot are hard hat it!...

[Baldric]

Coffeeboy, is it a Beanie?

[Patsy33]

Is he from the Hood?...

[marval]

I can't top any of these answers

[Baldric]

Are you in Derby?

[Patsy33]

Trilby hard Marvel but I'm sure you'll be ahead of the game.......

[Hopkirk]

Please stop these jokes, or there will be hell toupee.

[marval]

I have just caught a doe, I am a deer stalker.

[DTCwordfan]

time to get our party hats on....by the way, where is the party? Patsy's place?? It's certainly not here - in the sou'wester....

[marval]

I heard it is in derby.