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[Patsy33]

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like their tone of voice.....

[Calibax]

They spoke very highly of you.

[cupid04]

Was they laughing silly?

[1ozzy]

I quit my job as a pilot, it didn't take off the way I thought it would.

[1ozzy]

I quit my job as a gravedigger after I lost the plot.

[Patsy33]

I used to be a trapeze artist........but I was let go..

[1ozzy]

I grew too old and crusty to work in a bakery.

[Patsy33]

I've just started a new job stitching shoes. It was so- so...

[aelmpvw]

lost my job as a psychic, i didn't see that coming

[1ozzy]

I quit my job as a bookie when I became a little hoarse.

[Patsy33]

I used to have a job in the pantomime as a horse. I quit while I was a- head....

[maggiebee]

Great, going to pinch a few of these!!

[aelmpvw]

wanted a job feeding the giraffes at the zoo but they said i wasn't up to it

[1ozzy]

I was depressed when I lost my job at the dry cleaners.

[Patsy33]

I used to be a mime, but now I can talk about it....

[1ozzy]

Had to quit my window cleaning job, apparently I was washed up.

[Patsy33]

I was sadly no longer wanted at the flower shop. They said I had gone to seed.....

[1ozzy]

I no longer work at a nursery as I went potty.

[1ozzy]

I'm no longer a violinist with an orchestra, I was caught fiddling with myself.

[Patsy33]

I was told to leave my job as a cook. They told me I was a stirrer....

[RATTER15]

I could not understand being dismissed as a scarecrow, I was outstanding in my field!