There Was

[marval]

The man that invented throat lozenges died last week.


There was no coffin at the funeral.

[Arksided]

Was he a fisherman's friend, buried at sea.

[marval]

Yes, and they had some lovely tunes played.

[Arksided]

Smooth(ers)

[marval]

There were so many people at the funeral, they packed the halls.

[Arksided]

'Sounds' a bit menthol.

[helmsman]

Was that at the same cemetery where this funeral took place?

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1485849.html

[Patsy33]

I hear there was a few that sucked up to him...

[vulcan42]

so it wasn't the cough that carried him off,
neither was it the coffin they carried him off in.

[Svejk]

Eucalyptus from a joke book didn't you.

[Patsy33]

Some people are wearing lockets in memory of him..

[marval]

It must have been the same one helmsman.