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My Racing Snail Was Getting Slower And Slower...

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RATTER15 | 18:21 Sat 21st May 2016 | Jokes
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So I took it to racing snail trainer, he told me to make it lighter by removing his shell, which I done, but now its just more sluggish.
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Avatar Image Patsy33
Not surprised. He's homeless!
21:06 Sat 21st May 2016
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
I used hot butter and garlic on mine to pep them up....
21:10 Sat 21st May 2016
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A bit like the snail that was attacked by a slug Ratter. When asked what happened it said "I don't know, it all happened so quick".
21:20 Sat 21st May 2016
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You have obviously forgotten the old advert:

"Keep going well, keep going Shell,
You can be sure of Shell, Shell, Shell!"
21:22 Sat 21st May 2016

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