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The Five Kinds Of Sex
The first kind is Smurf Sex
This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face
The second kind is Kitchen Sex
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen table
The third kind is Bedroom Sex
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
There is also a fifth kind of sex
Courtroom Sex
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the court
This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face
The second kind is Kitchen Sex
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Including the kitchen table
The third kind is Bedroom Sex
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you've got to do it in the bedroom
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
There is also a fifth kind of sex
Courtroom Sex
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the court
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