It's The Way I Tell Them!

[maggiebee]

So! I'm eating a bacon bap. The bacon starts telling funny jokes for half an hour.
I thought. "You're on a roll !"

[Svejk]

What sauce.

[Patsy33]

A fat lot of good that is!

[marval]

I bet you relished that.

[frugalfred]

It needs curing of that.

[Hopkirk]

I think you're telling porkies

[DTCwordfan]

Err, this is rather rash, the ham that you are.

Please don't start telling us porkies....

[DTCwordfan]

snap, hopkirk....

[Svejk]

^You two are mustard.

[Tilly2]

You can be cured of that, Maggie.

[Tilly2]

Oh, Fred beat me to it!

[DTCwordfan]

maggie is smoking today......what, we don't know but it sure ain't bacon.

[cupid04]

Perhaps it's a smoked sausage...they do exist you know!

[trt]

Hope you didnt have to much Butty on it?

[janbee]

Hammy... but I like it.

[Patsy33]

Hope it wasn't streaking!

[mallyh]

it was laid back.

[Berniecuddles2]

are you from denmark..if so danepak ur bags an go!!

[frugalfred]

Just dropped in to ketch-up....

[maggiebee]

What a load of hams on here, but thanks for the laughs.