I Went Broke...

[1ozzy]

...working as an electrician.
Cathode me money.
Anode me too.

[waterboatman]

Shocking!

[1ozzy]

My current bank balance doesn't look overly good.

[waterboatman]

You something to spark things off.

[1ozzy]

Did I mention diode me money too?

[waterboatman]

A negative result then mate. You need a positive plan.

[waterboatman]

anode you some too?

[1ozzy]

Watt should I do?

[waterboatman]

Tell them there is no neutral path.

[waterboatman]

Tell them you want a positive result.

[1ozzy]

That'll bring them down to earth.

[waterboatman]

No more ohm visits.

[1ozzy]

Guess I'll just solder on.

[1ozzy]

And put my remaining cash in a volt.

[waterboatman]

You could switch them off.

[1ozzy]

That would cause some resistance.

[waterboatman]

That would be the acid test. I think it would turn out flat.

[1ozzy]

I probably overcharged.

[waterboatman]

In that case they may have you charged with overloading and re.fuse to insulate the current flow, resulting in a dry cell.

[murraymints]

what a pair of bright sparks !

[DTCwordfan]

Not another one out on AB for a plug.