Sagres, Portugal............

[Shaglene]

A Chinese man, a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the 'End of the World Cliffs' in Sagres, Portugal.
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> They are standing at the edge of a cliff viewing the sea when the Chinese suddenly throws a wad of money off the cliff.
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> "Why did you do that?" ask the others.
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> "We have so much money in China that I can afford to do it" says the Chinese man..
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> "Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the cliff into the sea, saying "We have so much champagne in France that I can afford to do it."

The Pakistani looks at the Englishman and says.....

"Don't you *** dare!"

[Handoftheking]

Maybe you could change the Pakistani into a Spaniard and turn the joke the other way.