Deaf Wife!

[Berniecuddles2]

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

[Quoi]

TBH you still probably wouldn't have got the message.

[Old_Geezer]

Deaf wives can be a problem. Every night I used to ask her, "Are we going straight to sleep or what", and she'd always choose, "What". Blooming house is full of kids now >:-(

[Arksided]

Weren't you listening, she told you She was off.