Football

[marval]

Why is football (soccer) played for 45 minutes in each half?

Why not 30 minutes, 40, 50 or an hour?

Here's the reason why (hardly anybody knows):

There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls"

So in total there are 44 balls.There is one ball on the ground itself.

Thus the grand total is 45.

Sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes.

These are relevant to the referee's balls.

[tonyav]

LOL ( how does that work in women's football ) ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

replace balls with nipples, tony.....

[Togo]

What? Footnipples.

[tonyav]

Ah yes of course, DT.

[Old_Geezer]

That's a load of balls.

[DTCwordfan]

probably table-football, in fact......or ping-pong?

[DTCwordfan]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - dead from the root up and what are his footballs now are just for decoration.'

[marval]

lol DTC

[zebo]

No linesmen? Does that explain Fergie-time?

[aelmpvw]

then again the england team didn't have any balls