Will That Work?

[marval]

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.

"Yes, it is", replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"

"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone"

"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that will that stop them?"

"Should do," said the vet, "It stopped me!"

[bookbinder]

Very good! :-)

[Jackdaw33]

Similar one was when a doctor called a plumber in the middle of the night to say his toilet was blocked. The plumber replied, " Put a couple of aspirin down it and if it's no better in the morning, call me back".

[ubasses]

Jackdaw, that made me smile, a few decades ago Mr U was and engineer working on switchboards. He was sent to our Dr's to repair their system which over the the years had been changed and added to. He was sitting on the floor with diagrams all over the place when the Dr came out and said 'haven't you sorted it yet' to which he retorted 'unfortunately I cannot tell it to take some pills and come back if it is no better'.
Fortunately the GP had a sense of humour.