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secsee1 | 10:11 Wed 10th Aug 2016 | Jokes
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One rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley

Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet

naked woman sitting in the back seat.

Where to? he stammered

Milton Road , answered the naked woman

"OK", he said, taking another long glance in the mirror

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?"

"Well ma'am", replied the driver

I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat smiled at the driver and said

Does THIS answer your question?

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked

"Have you got anything smaller?"
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