Who's A Silly Boy?

Patsy33 | 16:50 Fri 12th Aug 2016 | Jokes

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I got thrown out of Chester Zoo for making a parrot laugh today.
It's polly tickle correctness gone mad.

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1ozzy

My Cockatoo was having a whinge the other day.
"The dog gets a morning meal and an evening meal" she squawked, "I want to see some parrot tea"!!!

Why are there no Aspirins in the jungle?

Because the Parrots eat em all !

Had to think for a bit.

marval

My parrot wears a raincoat.
Because she wants to be a Polly unsaturated

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