Double Entendres

[whiskeryron]

http://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/663442-12-of-the-finest-unintentional-double-entendres-ever-aired-on-brit

[zebo]

Some very funny ones there, expected to see The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willie.

[sandyRoe]

1 and 7 were particularly good. :-))

[Quoi]

My neighbour asked me what a double-entendre was so I gave her one.



well someone had to say it.

[melv16]

There was one on the Olympic boxing the other day. One of the fighters kept holding his opponent. The commentator said the Irish boxer should toss him off....

[cupid04]

I thought '7' was the funniest!

[Berniecuddles2]

you would cupes xx

[cupid04]

;-)

[marval]

Some good ones there Ron.

Here are a few more.

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

[Jackdaw33]

And to think that in the 50s the BBC banned the expression: Winter Draws On.

[DTCwordfan]

Los Angeles Games - Ron Pickering: "And as he rounds the bend, he opens his legs and shows his class."

David Coleman, Montreal - the gold medallist swimmer, David Wilkie..."And he's 25 metres from home and he's already home and dry.

Murray Walker: "Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari. James Hunt: No Murray, that's his rear safety light.

Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown: "Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please, Carol."

Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on
Bargain Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of
a knockers man." "Yes" he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."