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Tom Daly
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Tom Daly met a beautiful man and he decided he wanted to marry him right away. He protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So he consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort in The Scilly Islands.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when Tom got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, three twists and a pike, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a dive for which he did three rotations in jackknife position before he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
His beautiful male friend said, "That was incredible!"
Tom said, "I used to be an diving champion, even a bronze medallist. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So his bf got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. He was moving so fast that the froth from his pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before he was already touching the other end of the pool!
He did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, he climbed back out and lay down on his towel, barely breathing hard. Tom said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," he said, "I was a hooker in London and I worked both sides of the River Thames."
He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So he consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort in The Scilly Islands.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when Tom got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, three twists and a pike, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a dive for which he did three rotations in jackknife position before he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
His beautiful male friend said, "That was incredible!"
Tom said, "I used to be an diving champion, even a bronze medallist. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So his bf got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. He was moving so fast that the froth from his pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before he was already touching the other end of the pool!
He did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, he climbed back out and lay down on his towel, barely breathing hard. Tom said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," he said, "I was a hooker in London and I worked both sides of the River Thames."
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