World Championship

[paddyk]

I just got home from the World Blindfold Ma$turbation Championship
.

No idea where I came .......

[frugalfred]

Why the blinfolds? It makes you blind anyway!

[paddyk]

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you ma$turbate, do you think?
(a) You need more time together.
.
(b) She's a prude
.
(c) She should have sat somewhere else on the bus
.
BOOM BOOM MR Derek

[paddyk]

Although Basil Brush would never have uttered such a naughty joke - not as far as I remember anyhow.
Who took over from Mr Derek - can't remember

[Jomlett]

singer Roy North ("Mr Roy")

[paddyk]

That's right Jomlett. I remember now.

[1ozzy]

Gotta hand it to you Paddy, you've sure got a grip on things.

[Arksided]

Gotta hand it to you Paddy

I really don't want to know what.

[agchristie]

People's follow up gags are rubbing off.

[1ozzy]

Yes Agchristie, I've become a little jerk ;-/

[Prudie]

very spunky of you to take part

[agchristie]

I won't argue any point of semen tics!

[1ozzy]

These answers just blow me away!

[Prudie]

we're tossing them out

[agchristie]

New harsh rules in place for the TV show where the white stuff flies around the dance floor:

Strictly Cum Dancing 2016!

[1ozzy]

You'd need to be a hardened athlete to compete.

[Prudie]

were you seeded paddy?

[agchristie]

Heard about the horny remake of the John Wayne film?

Jism..

[1ozzy]

All contestants were seeded Prudie, by the end of the competition.

[Prudie]

the winner must have knocked his socks off