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Patsy33 | 09:29 Sun 04th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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Start preparing for Christmas early by falling out with friends and family now!
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Avatar Image Old_Geezer
My top tip is to give it a good whipping to make it spin faster and stay upright.
09:35 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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That's a cracker, I already have that one wrapped up.
09:35 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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Haha... Are you making a joke out of my joke Oldgeezer? You want to stop this spinning!
09:38 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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Instead of cooking them I shall spend Christmas in Brussels, away from my family and friends. Problem solved.
14:05 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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Confession of cannibalism there, from marvel.
BTW one gives things up for Lent, not Xmas.
17:03 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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...val
17:03 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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//Instead of cooking them I shall spend Christmas in Brussels, away from my family and friends. Problem solved.//

I'm sending mine one-way tickets to Switzerland....
17:07 Sun 04th Sep 2016

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