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marval | 20:34 Sat 10th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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Fanny and Myron get married and on their first night in bed, Myron
puts his arm around Fanny and very sweetly whispers, "Fanny darling,
please pull up your nightgown."

Very sweetly Fanny answers, "No."

Myron asks again, a little sterner, "Fanny pull up your nightgown."

Fanny again says, "No."

Myron is now angry and says, "Fanny, pull up your nightgown or I'm going out the door and you'll never see me again."

"No." says Fanny.

So Myron gets up and goes out the front door, slamming it behind him. Fanny immediately gets up and locks the door.

Not too long after, Myron is back. He tries the front door but finds
it locked. So he taps on the door and says, "Fanny, my darling, open the door, it's me."

Fanny says, "No."

Myron knocks a little louder, "Fanny, sweetness, please open the door."

"No." says Fanny.

Myron starts kicking the door and shouts, "Fanny, open this door right now or I'll break it down."

Fanny says, "Really? A door you can break down, but a nightgown you can't pull up?"
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