Assault And ??

[maggiebee]

I walked into the police dressed as a battery...
One of the officers asked "why you dressed like that?"
I replied "Well I was told I was getting charged..."

[Patsy33]

Don't know if that's a negative or positive attitude......

[maggiebee]

Pretty neutral I thought!

[Patsy33]

Was you ready to go?

[zebo]

Was the welcome positive or negative?

[Bazile]

Was AC DC, pipe music, being played in the station ?

[Davemano]

You should have gone dressed as a firework and got let off.

[Patsy33]

Was you on a bit of a power trip?

[marval]

Were you put in a Duracell.

[Patsy33]

Was ' Ever Ready' your motto?

[cecily-sue]

The desk sergeant told me they were busy but as I was rechargeable I could come back later.