Groan

[marval]

My mate died after taking an E.

Countdown's security staff don't mess about.


If you download load a movie illegally in Jamaica.
Does that make you a Pirate of the Caribbean?


Sitting in the pub, my mates were excitedly talking about two-wheeled self-balancing transportation machines, but I stayed silent the whole time.


I couldn't get a word on Segways.


A man was arrested by police after having been caught stealing from McDonald's.

He has since been charged with burgerlary.


I've just read a great book on how to get rid of bugs from your back yard by Italian author Anton Di Patio.


I'm allergic to rice.

I'm basmatic.