Freaky Anagrams.

[Patsy33]

Dormitory.= Dirty Room
Presbyterian = Best in Prayer
Astronomer = Moon Starer
Desperation = A Rope ends it
The Eyes = They see
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Slot Machines = Cash lost in me
Mother -in -law = Woman Hitler

[Jackdaw33]

That Great Charmer - Margaret Thatcher.

[Patsy33]

Good one!

[tonyav]

Debit Card = Bad Credit.

[tonyav]

Guinness Draught = Naughtiness Drug.

[Old_Geezer]

You're playing the slots the wrong way !

[Patsy33]

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

[zebo]

Schoolmaster = the classroom

[Patsy33]

Amazing!

[Sam1960]

Decimal point - i'm a dot in place

[RATTER15]

I have sex daily = I have dyslexia. ***

[Patsy33]

Snooze Alarms = Alas no more z's

[jubieanna]

Princess Diana

End is a car spin

that's freaky!

[Quizproquo]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. - In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

[Arksided]

These are great, I can only remember the naughtier ones from Fawlty Towers.

[Butterbun]

Conversation = voices rant on

The Detectives = Detect thieves

Clothes pins = So let's pinch

Semolina = is no meal

[nescio]

Evangelists - evil's agents

[jno]

Maroness Margaret Thatcher - the terror...gas chamber... Satan

[jno]

or even Baroness

[Patsy33]

A lot of evil in that name jno....

[DTCwordfan]

Patsy33 (in letters) = 'This pretty hearty'