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Ooh What A Meanie
The morning of his wife's birthday a man handed her a gift.
As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a wand! What do I want with a wand?"
"It's not just any wand." He replied, "It's a magic wand!"
"Really?" she said, "What does it do?"
"Why don't you give it shake," He told her, "and don't forget to say the magic words.
"Okay," She said shaking the wand, "Abracadabra!
"Blimey love!" He said peering down the side of the bed, "You're not going to believe this."
"What is it?" she asked all excitedly.
He said, "You've just made all your other presents disappear!"
As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a wand! What do I want with a wand?"
"It's not just any wand." He replied, "It's a magic wand!"
"Really?" she said, "What does it do?"
"Why don't you give it shake," He told her, "and don't forget to say the magic words.
"Okay," She said shaking the wand, "Abracadabra!
"Blimey love!" He said peering down the side of the bed, "You're not going to believe this."
"What is it?" she asked all excitedly.
He said, "You've just made all your other presents disappear!"
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lol thats brilliant, i thought you were gonna say she made something appear if she had of looked down his trousers and not the bed lol
00:32 Sat 24th Sep 2016
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