Mozart.

[Patsy33]

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach......

[DTCwordfan]

as it's past the yardarm, can I have a treble please...?

[frugalfred]

Breve deeply, that'll help

[Patsy33]

I was beginning to feel a little flat but you lot make me feel sharp again....

[frugalfred]

Was that said with a quaver in your voice?

[Captain2]

This thread just keeps on un ravel ling

[frugalfred]

Yes, the tenor is deteriorating.

[Patsy33]

Oh Sch7

[Patsy33]

Oh Schutz! Just spilled Beer.....

[murraymints]

you need to eat ..have a pa( ga )nini

[frugalfred]

Mozart didn't kill is chickens - they were slaughtered by a wolf gang.

[Patsy33]

Im So angry, I-beat-oven......

[Tuvok]

?..and Irving went to Berlin

[frugalfred]

Did you hear about the judge who wore a Ludwig?

[Patsy33]

Such Witt!

[DTCwordfan]

time for a Bellini, me thinks - anybody need the recipe?

[Patsy33]

Mmmm, yes please! Last time I made a drink I spilt it and had to get the Purcell out....

[DTCwordfan]

I'm not surprised, Patsy, in being Brahms and Liszt.......

[Patsy33]

Every time I have a drink, my dog's tail will Wag-ner vously!......

[DTCwordfan]

I hope that you are conducting yourself well, Patsy......

[Patsy33]

I think I will score pretty well.....