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marval | 21:56 Thu 29th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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I was assaulted last night by some guy who hit me over the head with a power tool.


I was minding my own business when 'Bosch'.
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Avatar Image tonyav
I bet the cops will give him a right drilling.
21:57 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image zebo
Set the Wolf on him.
21:59 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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You couldn't have made that planer if you'd tried.
21:59 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Avatar Image Patsy33
I bet his story will be full of holes when police catch him.....
22:06 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image 1ozzy
You never saw it coming?
23:09 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image Patsy33
He probably got a screw loose....
23:13 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image melv16
Was he a workmate?
23:15 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image Patsy33
I was doing my Jigsaw when I read this...
23:18 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image anaxcrosswords
Can imagine a Detective Inspector asking if you thought there was a motive:

D.I.: Why?
23:18 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image Patsy33
Was his name Jack Hammer?
23:18 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image tonyav
Stop screwing around, Patsy.
23:21 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image 1ozzy
I mitre known this would get punny
23:24 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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He needs nailing...
23:25 Thu 29th Sep 2016
Avatar Image jubieanna
I'm off to bed now... such a wrench
23:29 Thu 29th Sep 2016

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