Tattoo

[marval]

A man went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back.

Half way through he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."

The tattooist said "For goodness sake, give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban!"

[Old_Geezer]

Steer clear of cowboy tattooists.

[Patsy33]

You'll have to Sikh out another tattooist!

[marval]

I shall curry favour with another one.

[Patsy33]

Is he Hindu anything else?

[Khandro]

Was he the one who when travelling by train, always sat with his back to the injun?

[tonyav]

Are you going to Sioux him, marval.

[Baldric]

A brave man

[marval]

If I go somewhere else and they do a good job, I shall certainly crow about it.

[tonyav]

I know a female tattooist I could recommend for you if you like, marval.
She's a bit coy but a lovely girl is Cheyenne.

[Patsy33]

I hope he finds another reservation..

[1ozzy]

At that point he had an inkling something wasn't quite right.