I Was Approached

[marval]

When I was in London a few months ago, I was approached by a prostitute as I left a club on one of the back streets of Soho.

Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange I assure you, I asked, "How much?"

"It'll cost you fifty quid" replied the tart.

"American Express?" I inquired.

She gave me a puzzled look and said.

"You can go as fast as you like, it'll still cost you fifty quid."

[cupid04]

LOL!