Lifelong Dream

[marval]

Mr. Oliver Fiddle had a lifelong dream of going to Divinity School to get his Doctor of Divinity degree.

After years of saving, at long last, he entered the university.

He worked and studied hard and this December his dream will come true when he finally receives his degree.

From that day forward, he will be known to one and all as O. Fiddle D. D.

[Oldred]

In a small state in America when John Boom was appointed District Attorney he changed his name to Titus Ralph Richard Boom.

Now when he answers the telephone he sings

T R R Boom DA, T R R Boom DA.

[marval]

I like that Oldred

[puzzled54]

Thank you, you both made me laugh

[marval]

HaHa, I am glad I didn't have to say that Clarion.

[zebo]

I hope this anecdote doesn't make me sound racist. In the '70s I was doing a Summer job on reception at a company and the chauffeur had been sent to the airport to collect an American businessman. In walked an enormous *** who approached my desk, hand outstretched and said Good morning young lady I am (as I heard it) a coon. His business card gave his name as A. Kuhne, how he got a German name I don't know. We found out later that he knew exactly what he was saying and loved to see people's faces, apparently I handled it very well. Hope I've not offended anyone.

[Birdfeeder]

very good nice to see a joke with no innuendo or smut

[1581960]

Like that, thanks

[zebo]

Sorry, didn't realise that that word is filtered.

[1581960]

Just reading through the other replies and was reminded of a cricket commentary when Michael Holding was facing Peter Willey. The commentator was hear to say "the batsman's holding the bowlers willy". Don't remember who the commentator was but perhaps someone will.

[weecalf]

Was it Johnston

[Patsy33]

Very funny Marval!....
This is not as clever but amusing:-
A couple of years ago we had Doctors in our surgery, ( man & wife) Dr Ian & Lora Lane. So between them they were ill!......

[marval]

That made me smile Patsy.