I Was

[marval]

I was arrested for pinching protons, neutrons & electrons.


I'm still not quite sure what the charge is.

[Arksided]

That's shocking.

[zebo]

Find a black hole and hide there, the wormholes will keep you safe.

[losgigs]

Are you positive about that Marval?

[weecalf]

You won't get your wires crossed as that could cause a shortening of your sentence .

[DTCwordfan]

marval, this is indeed a serious matter.

[Patsy33]

You must be full of energy!...

[frugalfred]

I cannot find an atom of truth in this post. A farmer's daughter I knew in gamma school had the same experience - they called her "Hall". Her father had to sell a field to pay the fine.

[Patsy33]

What sparked it off?

[frugalfred]

What a Bohr this is!

[Patsy33]

I seem to have a mental Bloch....

[marval]

My clothes are all creased, I must get the ion out tomorrow.

[zebo]

What a Plank