New Movie.

[Patsy33]

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
It hasn't come out yet.

[tonyav]

Strange, I thought there had been some movement on the release date.

[jno]

schedules are all blocked up over Christmas

[Patsy33]

Can't decide if I'd like to go or no....

[tonyav]

I've heard that the critics have already pooh poohed it.

[Patsy33]

Trust someone to cause a stink!

[cupid04]

I usually use a pencil to draw it out if one gets stuck, lol!

[Patsy33]

Actors have reportedly said it was quite a strain making the movie..

[1ozzy]

So the actors weren't flushed with success.

[tonyav]

The bung wasn't enough, 1ozzy.

[Patsy33]

When it's eventually shown, everyone's hoping for a big turn out....

[cupid04]

1ozzy you've been missed ;-)

[Patsy33]

What do you think Ozzy? Would you bust a gut to see it?..

[1ozzy]

Only if I was seated in a theatre stall Patsy.

Shucks, you've both been missed too

[Patsy33]

Yes Ozzy, not the same without you...When was the last time you went? (The cinema that is!)..

[1ozzy]

I haven't been for a long time Patsy ;-(

[frugalfred]

Oh dear! The bottom's dropped out of my world.

[Berniecuddles2]

bit long winded for me

[frugalfred]

Things are getting dire 'ere!

[Patsy33]

Loosen up Fred...

[frugalfred]

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(Old Rugby song)
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