Airport.

[Patsy33]

I live in an airport but when the security guard comes at night Heathrows me out.

[frugalfred]

You should stand steady.

[melv16]

That could be terminal.

[Tilly2]

I bet gat gets on your wick!

[frugalfred]

It's a Rhoose to get you out of there.

[DTCwordfan]

Stand steady on your ground, Patsy.

[melv16]

Someone has nicked your dairy milk.....chocs away...

[Tilly2]

Does it give you the schiphols?

[melv16]

How's your under carriage, Tilly?;-)

[weecalf]

Tell him politely to runaway

[frugalfred]

I don't know where you find de Gaulle to say that!

[Tilly2]

Holding up, Melv. Thanks for asking. That's wheely nice of you.

[DTCwordfan]

Speke to us, Patsy.....!

[Tilly2]

What the JFK!!!!

[frugalfred]

Early to bed, Orly to rise....

[melv16]

Lonnie Donegan is here playing Schifoll

[Tilly2]

♫ Does your chewing gum lose its flavour.....♫

[frugalfred]

This thread is really taking off.

[Tilly2]

One of my favourite songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEttRtvX12Q

[Patsy33]

I hear the number of homeless people in airports are soaring....

[marval]

Have you got hangars for your clothes?