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Bazile | 14:09 Tue 29th Nov 2016 | Jokes
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

How dairy !!!

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Think yourself lucky, at least he used a lubricant!
14:11 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Bet you are cheesed off then Baz.
14:12 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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I must admit , i was a bit shaken
14:15 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Sounds like yoghurt away lightly.
14:15 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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If he hadn't ran off , i would have creamed him
14:18 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Anchor's a whey.
14:41 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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sounds like you nearly got a battering
14:48 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Must've churned you up...
14:52 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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I was so cheesed off , i returned home to my cottage , straight afterwards
14:52 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Knock knock
whose there?
cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
No, cows go moo
14:59 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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You should've whipped him!
15:03 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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he had a sauce!
15:04 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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I daresay my anger will be evaporated , eventually
15:21 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Was he a Kurd?
22:17 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Lol @ Oz we now have Kurds and whey. Morning Ozzman, off to bed. Bloody cold here Ozzy, game on this weekend, hope your lads are ready for a skimming. (^_*)
22:44 Tue 29th Nov 2016
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Do you think it's payback time Togo?
;-)
23:04 Tue 29th Nov 2016

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