Fore!

[maggiebee]

1. Why did the golfer bring a spare of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one

2. Why did the golfer holder bring a box of tissues?
In case he got a bogey

3. Why did the golfer bring a net?
In case he got a birdie

[aelmpvw]

then there's the Scotsman who gave up golf after 20 years. He lost his ball.

[Patsy33]

Good ones!..

[Berniecuddles2]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are those?, asks the attendant. “They’re called tees” replies Tiger. “Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger. “Fekkin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”