Hunters.

[ChipaChups]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator,"My friend is dead! What can i do?"The operator
in a calm soothing voice replies,"Take it easy. I can help.
First. lets make sure he's dead."There is a silence,then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

[Patsy33]

Oh, it must have been murder for him!.....

[percy1946]

It's a good thing his cell phone wasn't dead. !!!