A teacher was working with a group of children,trying to broaden their
horizans through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,"Children,i'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified cherries,lemons and mint,but when the teacher gave them honey-flavoured lifesavers,all of the kids were stumped.i'll give you a hint,"said the teacher.
"Its something your mum may call your dad probably all the time."
Instantly,Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted,"Quick!
Spit'em out!
They're assholes!"